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Stories By Stoolies
Over a year ago, two stoolies met in Chicago and started a podcast to give their thoughts on the day to day of Barstool Sports. Not all thoughts make the cut so welcome to the Breakdown Blog. Encompassing everything from Barstool, The Sports World, and the Personal Lives of the writers. Viva.
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Father Time has arrived for LeBron James
After 22 years, it looks like Father Time for LeBron is finally here. The Lakers got out to a solid start to the season, but have...
Gracie Marx
Dec 3, 20241 min read
My Perfect Sunday
I woke up Sunday morning emotionally exhausted and a bit hungover because of the embarrassing display of effort I witnessed from the Ryan...
Sandos
Dec 2, 20242 min read
Oh My Days.. End Them Now
Long gone are the days of Urban Meyer kicking kickers to ensure a W over the scumbags up north. Unfortunately today, we low-life Ohio...
Sandos
Nov 30, 20242 min read
NFL Teams as Your Favorite Holidays
Tis the season to be Jolly hooligans !Lock in because this one should be a sleigh ride from hell as we are going to be comparing some of...
Derik From The Chat
Nov 29, 20244 min read
I Hosted Thanksgiving For The First Time. Here's What I Learned
Thanksgiving has been my favorite holiday since I was little. That may be a hot take, but after I found out Santa wasn't real, I just...
Sandos
Nov 29, 20242 min read
My "Wicked" Review
If you have been on the internet at all for the last two weeks, you have probably been overwhelmed with Wicked content whether it's from...
Gracie Marx
Nov 27, 20243 min read
5 Keys to Success: A Thanksgiving Manifesto
This manifesto is more of a list of 5 keys to hit on during your thanksgiving dinner. Just follow this guide & I promise I’ll get you...
Big Twan
Nov 23, 20244 min read
FEAR ME MASCOTS, FOR I AM THE FACE OF DEATH
Well in the latest slice spun on the blog wheel, I got an amazing idea sent to me by Barstool Sports employee, YAK Gauntlet goalie, dog...
Reed Jones
Nov 22, 20244 min read
Walk In Your Trap, Take Over Your Trap Game Of The Year
The Pittsburgh Steelers travel to Cleveland to face the Browns as a road favorite (-3.5), and it's officially the trap game of the year....
Sandos
Nov 21, 20242 min read
The Sixers hit rock bottom again as dumpster fire of a season rolls on
The Sixers’ are a complete dumpster fire. On Monday night, they held a players only meeting after they fell to 2-11 on the season. Tyrese...
Gracie Marx
Nov 20, 20242 min read
THE BLOG WHEEL: TOP 5 SITCOMS
I decided I wanted to spice up the blogs I write so that I can stay on my toes. Pressure makes diamond and with Christmas coming up I...
Reed Jones
Nov 20, 20244 min read
Jobs I Could Do At Barstool
Barstool Sports is a fantasy job for thousands of stoolies. Daily, people sit behind their phone or laptop screens, type mean things in...
Sandos
Nov 19, 20245 min read
ONE SURPRISING PLAYER FOR EVERY NBA TEAM (WESTERN CONFERENCE)
We are almost a month into the NBA season. A few days ago we looked at the Eastern Conference about players not getting as much shine as...
Reed Jones
Nov 18, 20245 min read
Ted Leonsis is a Skell
Rest in peace to Abe Pollin. Ted Leonsis ruined a franchise you loved and he needs to sell his rights to the Washington Wizards...
Derik From The Chat
Nov 18, 20243 min read
3 Best Things I Saw From Barstool Last Week
This week on my Podcast that reviews the happenings of Barstool Sports, we introduced the other writers on the blog and heard their...
Sandos
Nov 18, 20242 min read
BARSTOOL BREAKDOWN BLOG BOYS BETS OH MY!!
Today is the first football Sunday for all of us hooligans, weirdos, and straight up dumbasses at the Breakdown Blog. So obviously being...
Reed Jones
Nov 17, 20241 min read
10 PEOPLE JAKE PAUL SHOULD FIGHT NEXT
Jake Paul is the biggest draw in boxing as much as that fucking hurts me to type. If he wants to keep fighting dudes my dad's age or...
Reed Jones
Nov 16, 20241 min read
Introducing Our Writers
Secrets out now, some stoolies started a blog with aspirations to write on the real one and grow their followings. What will come of this...
Sandos
Nov 16, 20243 min read
ONE SURPRISING PLAYER FOR EVERY NBA TEAM (EASTERN CONFERENCE)
We are almost a month into the NBA season. It is still too early in mind too write off teams as more of a cooked product than Frank the...
Reed Jones
Nov 15, 20246 min read
I got arrested and expelled during the 2013 Cortaca Riots.
Cortaca is this Saturday, a yearly reminder that I technically was arrested & expelled from SUNY Cortland, during the riots that ensued...
Big Twan
Nov 15, 20245 min read
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