Picture this: A sports obsessed 21 year old kid in the Navy. He’s just moved into a new home with his (ex) wife and his 20 minute commute to Naval Base San Diego on 32nd street takes a little over 2 hours due to base traffic. To pass the time from 5-7 am he listens to whatever Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith have to say about the sports world from the day prior. After that, Pardon The Interruption comes on his radio to debate the same topics he just heard. For a while, this stimulates his...

The Barstool Invitational began today, and I had thoughts of writing an Episode 1 recap blog, but then I was exposed to Luke Kwon, the world's biggest asshole. The highly anticipated tournament began with all 46 competitors gathering for an introduction, to hear the tournament rules, learn about the rules committee consisting of Dave Portnoy and Big Cat, and participate in a draft to finalize the tournament teams and pairings for day one. The pairings were then announced snake draft style...

We are nine days removed from the clip where Pat Bev decided to say "Motherfuckers trash" on the likes of KFC, Feitelberg, and Francis Ellis. The fallout from this moment has been peak barstool, peak beef, peak keep my name out of your mouth, and I've enjoyed it every step of the way. The first retort to the man who cried after a play-in win came from a blog by maybe the best to ever do it, Francis Ellis. The last person in the world you want to put fingers to keys at Barstool, possibly the...