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Over a year ago, two stoolies met in Chicago and started a podcast to give their thoughts on the day to day of Barstool Sports. Not all thoughts make the cut so welcome to the Breakdown Blog. Encompassing everything from Barstool, The Sports World, and the Personal Lives of the writers. Viva.
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MLB OPENING DAY: 10 Players to Watch & Fun Futures
First Pitch is finally tonight! The return of baseball is here with the MLB season starting with a standalone game before the majority of the league gets going Thursday. Now, many people are still fully in March Madness or impatiently awaiting The Masters only a few weeks away, but among those two premier events is another: Opening Day. It’s a new year for players to continue their success or break out on the scene. To help out with all we have going on, I have put togeth

CoachDay
10 hours ago5 min read


Dozen Teams Headed for a Split
This offseason, we lost The Yak, Mostly Trivia, Macrodosing, Charity Case, and Foreplay. Will we lose as many teams this offseason? Probably not, but I believe there may be some shocking splits, and hopefully some splits that have been a long time coming. Been a long time coming: Gen XYZ It's been a rough few seasons for Gen XYZ. They made the final 4 in season 1, won a playoff game in season 2, but since then, are 0-2 in the playoffs and haven't made the playoffs since seaso

Dozen Trivia Network
12 hours ago2 min read


WE Have a Wager: Bosco vs Portnoy
The Sweet 16 just got much sweeter for Stoolie fans. Did your team already bow out of the Big Dance? No worries, as Friday night may have the highest stakes on the line that we have seen in years at the Stool. With Michigan, Dave Portnoy's alma mater and team for the whole century, playing Alabama, led by one of Rico Bosco's guys, Nate Oats, the idea of a wager was put forth by Portnoy. Well, today the deal was put together behind closed doors, and it is one with possible l

CoachDay
2 days ago2 min read


Week 7: Dozen Trivia Preview
The madness of March continues this week on the court & in the Dozen Trivia League . The season feels to be flying by, as I'm sure teams on the bubble are feeling the pressure to get that signature win. This week we have a couple of matches with those exact chances up for grabs, but it's the Sunday Night Showdown that may be the hot ticket, with the #1 ranking for Ziti on the line as they take on the Booze Ponies , who are hot as ever after an early stumble. Tuesday Night #1

CoachDay
2 days ago3 min read


The Barstool Basketball Association Is Back For Season Two (SPOILERS AHEAD)
*AGAIN I WILL WARN YOU THERE ARE SPOILERS AHEAD, SO PLEASE WAIT TO READ UNTIL YOU FINISH THE FIRST EPISODE HERE !* These are just my thoughts on the first episode as I was watching live. The Barstool Basketball Association is officially BACK for Season 2, and if Episode 1 is any indication, we are in for chaos in the best way possible. First things first. Commissioner Mark Titus walking in wearing the red suit. That is how you set the tone. You see that and immediately know
Ryder Stoolie
3 days ago5 min read


Barstool After Dark: Wet Ones Till It's Done!
Buckle in, folks; we’ve got ourselves a potential marathon incoming. Ohio’s Tate & Dana Beers will be running back their historic stream of Wet Ones in honor of March Madness this Monday night. They will also be adding a third to the mix in Ronny Doitche (suspension talk below) after his stellar performance in Pros vs. Joes. But watch out for the twist of the century! Okay, wow, so this is a lot to unpack here. First, let’s start with the boys. We all know Dana Beers can d

CoachDay
4 days ago3 min read


Placing Blame on My March Madness Loss
Well, it's official... for real this time, Gonzaga has been eliminated from the NCAA tournament by Texas. Now you may ask, what do you mean "for real"? Well, if you are an avid Twitter user & big Beer Bracket connoisseur , you may have thought my Zags fell many hours ago. Yes, the man known as the beer chugmaster, Ronny Doitche, had an early call of the game, thus of course leading to our actual demise about an hour ago. With that, I must say I am officially out on the beer b

CoachDay
4 days ago2 min read


Round of 32: Best Bets, Matchups, & Players to Watch
We have made it through the first round, not without some shockers & a little bit of chalk. But hey, that is okay cause we are now set up with a very intriguing Round of 32. The matchups on both Saturday & Sunday have lots of possibilities for big boys to go down; this should be a very fun weekend of basketball ahead. Let's take a look at what we have in front of us. Saturday's Games 12:15pm Overview: Both teams lit it up in the Round of 64. Now, of course, Michigan on pape

CoachDay
5 days ago4 min read


Gonzaga Round of 32 Preview
Sooooo, the Round of 64 was far from pretty for our Gonzaga Bulldogs , but in March, all that matters is the win. After finishing off Kennesaw State, they now turn their focus to the 11-seed Texas Longhorns out of the SEC. Let’s see who they are and what we need to do to keep playing in March. Meet the Longhorns Texas is on one of those "First Four" runs you gotta be very scared of. They’ve already taken down NC State and BYU. They are a very balanced team centered around th

CoachDay
5 days ago3 min read


Gonzaga Round of 64 Preview
Another March Madness has arrived, and our Gonzaga Bulldogs have a 3‑seed, tipping off tonight at 7 p.m. local time (West Coast) against the Conference USA champs, the 14‑seeded Kennesaw State Owls (21–13). Here’s what to expect and how we can move on to the Round of 32. Kennesaw State Preview The Owls are a tough‑minded team that loves to hit the boards, though they aren’t super big, with only two rotation players reaching 6’9”. What this means is: be prepared for a physical

CoachDay
7 days ago2 min read


You Can Find Me In St. Louie
It's good to be writing to you folks again. For a second there, I thought my article that I published here on Feb. 28 was going to end up being a jinx on the Missouri Tigers. All that worry for not, as the Tigers found out they were the No. 10 seed in the West Region and would face-off against the No. 7 seed Miami Hurricanes from the ACC. The game tips off at 9:10 p.m. on Friday, March 20th at the Enterprise Center in St. Louis. Yes, you read that correctly, the Missouri Tig
Ryder Stoolie
Mar 183 min read


Round of 64: Best Bets, Players to Watch, & Predictions
March Madness is here! As we scramble to fill out our brackets, sometimes the best week of the year can become a little overwhelming. No worries, though, as I am here to save the day yet again with a Round of 64 preview, giving you best bets, players to watch, what to expect, and finally, a prediction. Now, will it be perfect? NO WAY! It’s March, but the research has been done! EAST REGION Thursday Games Tip Off Times 12:15 pm Overview: This game is the true definition of a

CoachDay
Mar 187 min read


Week 6: Dozen Trivia Preview
What a week it is. We started with our brackets, got a little pros vs. joes action, and now, amongst it all, let’s not forget TRIVIA! We have a little madness heading our way from The Dozen, as all three matches could go either way. Before we get into the preview, let’s give a self‑shoutout here, as I am 9–0 in predictions over the last three weeks. Yep, it’s a pretty big deal. If only I could get this hot in betting for March Madness!!! Tuesday Night #8 Po’Boys (1–2) vs. #6

CoachDay
Mar 172 min read


Barstool After Dark: Pros vs Joes Stream Awards
What a stream it was the perfect setup for March Madness this week. The Pros flexed their muscles time and time again, leaving the Joes feeling nothing but rushed and powerless. Whether it was missed layups, turnovers, or defensive miscommunication, the Joes had it all. So, who takes the awards home from a stream that held the eyes of over 35k! MVP: Tom Welch (Loyola Chicago) & Tyler Hansbrough (North Carolina) Time and time again, when the Joes had a slight advantage or felt

CoachDay
Mar 162 min read


March Madness: Cinderellas, Dark Horses, & Favorites
We have our bracket… oh, how perfect it looks and feels this early Monday morning as we stare intently, not getting a lick of work done. Soon, though, reality sets in that we now have to fill this dang thing out! And there’s no way we are finishing last in the office pool again… we can’t sit back again as Cheryl from HR wins the pot by picking her favorite states! This is the year we do the research and by research I mean check out the teams Coach Day has as the Cinderellas,

CoachDay
Mar 163 min read


Barstool After Dark: Hoopin' With Some Pros
As the brackets begin to fill up, bets are being placed, and Cinderellas dominate lunch break banter at Barstool Chicago, we get a matchup for the ages in Pros vs. Joes: Basketball . Ohio's Tate & Lucas have assembled an all-star cast of March legends to form a matchup made for Barstool After Dark . Though the Joes haven't fared well against the Pros in the past, March is the month of magical moments. If you are a fan of March Madness, the Pros' lineup is pure nostalgia overl

CoachDay
Mar 154 min read


Let's Have a Sunday at the Players Ludvig
Tomorrow is a chance for Ludvig Åberg to take the next step in his young career as he heads into a pressure‑packed Sunday with a slim 3‑shot lead and a total of eight golfers within five shots. Åberg will look to avoid disaster on a course that has it lurking around every corner. For Ludvig, he’s had his close chances on the big stage, including multiple top‑5 major finishes. While he does hold a signature event win and two Ryder Cup victories, including being the only playe

CoachDay
Mar 142 min read


Miami Ohio Haters Aren’t Sports Fans
As the MAC tournament tips off with no longer undefeated 31‑1 Miami (Ohio) losing today, I’m at a loss over all the comments still somehow against this squad. For anyone in that crowd, you’ve lost touch with what sports…and specifically March Madness, are supposed to be about. Unless you root for another MAC team, all of America needs to be watching RedHawk basketball. The thing with this team isn’t just the insane feat of going 31‑1 It’s the pure watchability. Their games ar

CoachDay
Mar 122 min read


Week 5: Dozen Trivia Preview
The madness of March has reached The Dozen Trivia League as we start to see teams separating themselves from the pack and into the title conversation. This week presents opportunity, as a few teams look to show their new staying power in Season 6. Tuesday Night 12 Hoagies (0-1) vs 11 Grinders (0-1) I know it’s early, but already this feels like a must‑win for both teams, as they can’t take on any more fringe‑type losses. The Grinders had a hard‑fought loss to start off their

CoachDay
Mar 102 min read


Top 25 Players in The Dozen (updated)
Who are the best players in The Dozen? Is it all based on PPM? I based it purely on my opinion, and this list will be updated throughout the season. Let me know what you think, and follow Dozen Trivia Network on X for more content!

Dozen Trivia Network
Mar 101 min read
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