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UPDATE!!! Barstool After Dark: If Ya Feel It, Chase It


WOAHHH HOLD UP?!!?!? Brandon Walker, in a wild move, is heading to the Midwest!! (Also Brandon Walker did not answer when asked to speak on the sudden and shocking departure from SJSU)

In Year 2048, the Cyclones reached deep into their pockets to lure him away from the beaches of the West Coast. This is a shocking turn of events, breaking late in the evening. No one saw this coming after the years of work he put in on the recruiting trail out west.

Now, with only 7 seasons left, do they have the roster set up to make the run they’re hoping for? And in the Big 12...

Tick. Tick. Tick. The seasons are running low.

Will the coaching change sour Intern Ryan’s play? Or will this shift galvanize the squad into a natty run? Time as mentioned before is not on their side, and taking over a very depleted roster will make this a tough and stressful finish for the team. We have to wonder what will the strategy be, how will the four players be used, as mentioned in our previous blog, the starting lineup consists of...

Intern Ryan

Off the bench in the late afternoon, he has proven to be an asset on both sides of the ball, maybe even the best defensive controller. That will be key come playoff time. But can he handle the chat in a pinch? His youth and After Dark inexperience may come up out of nowhere. Only time will tell.

Lucas

The Producer (and chat controller) is also a big-time offensive guru. Maybe he only runs 3 to 5 plays, but boy does he know how to turn them into points. Hopefully, that McFlurry doesn’t knock him off his game, as he hadn’t had McDonald’s in over 3 years prior... the stomach could become an issue.

White Boy Rick

The wild card of the bunch. Who could forget that Auburn masterclass? But some are saying the game may have passed him by... still, he may be needed in a must-win situation. His energy for the crew is a catalyst for success. Will the analyst be ready for the moment?

Tate

The expert user-pick legend... but otherwise, the gameplay has been suspect, and he’s been the biggest critic at times. His vibes and instincts will be needed if this natty is to happen. Maybe even a job offer to O…S…U. Full circle? We shall see.


That is most likely the order of playing time if a championship will be achieved on this stream, yet again chat, readers, randos they need an ARMY! Lets give it to them, now approaching 30 plus hours, the eyes are weary, the bodies aching, but they are still searching with a passion for a natty!


Now yes with a new team, new players, this all leaves a lot of question marks...

But remember, Cyclone fans... IF YOU FEEL IT...CHASE IT!


 
 
 

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