Only At Barstool Baby...

Okay, deep breaths... just let's try to take this all in. Okay, let's start. First question: how did a minor league gaming company slowly take over one of Time Magazine's top companies in American history, you ask? Well, just take a seat...

Over the last 24-plus hours, after one small tweet, the Stoolie world has been turned upside down, leaving us all to be Charlie in the mailroom. Instead of focusing on answering that email from HR, getting that roof fixed, or tapping the new keg for the regulars, we are stuck in the web weaved so brilliantly by one Hannah Montoya. Now, there is no proof to this at all, but what a way to get your newest show rockin'... am I right?

Okay, if you are living under a rock or just survived a nuclear blast like Greene Greg and haven't had access to the internet over the past couple of days, the drama with Bush has continued to heighten and cross not only multiple Barstool offices, but also the big dog himself, El Presidente. Now, all the rumors look to be ironed out at 2 p.m. CT today by Montoya herself.

If, though, this is all what we believe to be true, Austin may be in a Marty Mush type of situation... yes, I'm talking marriage, people. I mean, who would have thought that a Call of Duty beef would have led us to this... I mean, truly, only at Barstool. I just don't understand how anyone could ever quit this thing.

You really have no idea when you open up the internet what direction it's going to take you. We somehow went from a boss being pissed off about losing money to a gaming team all the way to an office web that I feel only Derek From the Chat and Big Twan could break through. I'll tell ya one thing... the numbies are gonna go crazy at 2 p.m.!