Move Over Jeff Ross, There's A New Roast Master, And Her Name Is Kate

Jeff Ross has held the throne of roast king for as long as I can remember, but I'm here to announce his reign is over due to Kate's masterclass during A Very Merry Jerry Christmas last night. Don't believe me? Take 5 minutes of your time and watch Kate go down the list of naughty and nice employees of Barstool and get back to me. I say again, MASTERCLASS.

It starts with a cheesy Jesus joke and then immediately moves on to the N, N, N, Naughty list with Ben Mintz with a line that'll leave you saying, "Well, she's not wrong."

"I think you've changed, I even saw you sitting with your black friend Dante earlier"

You can never sleep on Kate's ability to crack a joke ever but I had no idea Santa's bag was that deep. Cleverly written callbacks only employees and stoolies would understand, It was similar to Nick Turani doing the news but in my opinion, better.

She went on to roast Nicky Smokes for bad hair plugs and lost cannons (s/o Annika), Brandon Walker for an enlarged heart and a Man-gina, and even pulled out an insane stocking/stalking joke that will leave your jaw dropped if you understand the callback. Big Cat and Smacky Jables were the last on Santa Kate's roast list and again she didn't miss before closing with yet another jaw-dropper.

"White elephant exchange? If my notes are right you haven't done one of those since you fired Duggs and re-hired Mintzy."

Kate took it easy on the rest of the office in comparison to when she stole the show once again and roasted Connor Mook speechless.

Just look at Mook here. A man who's been ridiculed by the chat, embarrassed by a girl he won a date with, a stand-up comedian, and a ginger. Even with all his experience of embarrassment, he couldn't look at Kate in the eyes after she ripped him apart line by line, bar after bar.

The entire purpose of this blog was just to acknowledge the blessing Kate is and give her flowers for the display of comedic genius she displayed, I'm still in awe. Bravo.

Now for the love of all that is holy go home and french The Beave.