Week 4: Sunday Funday Parlay

Well, these are not good times, I understand. There has not been a "Funday" to be had yet in this young NFL season. I am all about accountability over here, too, if you don't think these losses are eating away at me, then you don't truly know Coach Day. The craziest part is I'm up big overall on the NFL, so the Funday slump, curse, or whatever it may be needs to be broken!

I have suspended my cool bets until I get a W; this is serious shit we are dealing with here. I don't deserve to be giving cool plays when I can't even give y'all a Sunday Funday!

Okay, I've done a weather check, health check, game predictors... all of the damn above & so much more. This is what I have put together:

• Jalen Hurts: 180+

• Tyson Bagent: 200+

• Bo Nix: 230+

First up, the feeling has to be that Hurts is gonna need to sling it around in the 2nd half. Also, with no Aaron Donald to worry about, his pocket should be solid with little to no worry. Then we have Bagent in Chicago. Yes, they are playing the Jets, but those Jets have been quite sneaky so far this season, so he will need to put it in the air to keep his Bears in front. Lastly, we have Nix. This one feels similar to Hurts in that he may need to sling that puppy around in the 2nd half against a 49ers team that can be open to giving up yards, we saw this last week against the Cards.

There you go, no fluff this week. Just a parlay in desperate need of finding success. Now, the smart play could be to fade the shit outta this thing, and honestly, I wouldn't blame you one damn bit. But here's the thing: it's this right here...the fight, that will make the hit feel so damn good when it comes. Yep, that will be such a Sunday Funday indeed, so why not today!