Pat Bev's Lack Of Response Proves He Don't Got It

We are nine days removed from the clip where Pat Bev decided to say "Motherfuckers trash" on the likes of KFC, Feitelberg, and Francis Ellis. The fallout from this moment has been peak barstool, peak beef, peak keep my name out of your mouth, and I've enjoyed it every step of the way.

The first retort to the man who cried after a play-in win came from a blog by maybe the best to ever do it, Francis Ellis.

The last person in the world you want to put fingers to keys at Barstool, possibly the planet, with your name as the featured item in the title is Francis. If you haven't read the blog, I'll summarize by saying it's a step by step breakdown on the fall of both Pat's playing career and his recent podcast numbers. Don't get me wrong, I like Pat and the Pat Bev Pod, but Francis was dead on when he mentioned Rone's name should be the feature there because on the podcast hardwood, no one runs the point better than Adam Ferrone.

Now Pat may have recognized that he was already beaten and battered by the well constructed sentences of the Grim Reaper equivalent of the blog, and this is noticed by his lack of response by video, tweet, or comm- well actually, lets wait and dive into the next shot fired in this one sided battle.

Honestly this blog didn't get the respect it deserved because after you've read about a guy being killed it seems pointless to review the notes of the obituary, you were there for the murder. As a synopsis, Francis explains why KFC and Feits hold legendary Barstool lore and why it's senseless for Pat to fire one off at them. Then he proceeds to explain that senseless may just be his brand given his recent takes on Bill Simmons and The Aces beating an NBA team. Finally, he reveals a comment on Instagram, where it seems Pat does most of his clap backs, in which Pat claims Francis is a snitch. Huh??

Francis is probably right in saying Pat should recognize he's been conquered, bend the knee, and offer condolences with a nice #LuvGang attached and move along. To the contrary, Pat says "ohh no. this is just starting. cmon now. in due time Francis my Boi."

This comment stinks on multiple levels: 1. It won't be a war of words juicing the once great blog battles we stoolies have come to know through our fandom because the punctuation in this sentence is absolutely ludicrous by leaving the first letter of sentence uncapitalized but taking the time to put a capital on "Francis" maybe in a show of respect and again on "Boi" possibly in a show of disrespect. Who fucking knows. 2. It's been 8 days since this back and forth and not a peep out of Pat on any of his socials.

This leads us into the most recent shot fired at Pat by one of the nicest people to ever roam the halls of the pirate ship, John Feitelberg.

Word for word, bar for bar, the best response to disrespect I've ever witnessed in a podcast clip. Feits dismantles every step of Pat's short lived media career even stating he's robbing Dave Portnoy. Now, like John, I too am a Pat Bev guy and would like to see him in more things. One being if he's in a beef to show some balls and respond promptly especially when every shot fired your way clears the numbers of your show history and another being just getting in the mix with the guys! It seems they're all fond of you, just listen to Feits! #LuvGang

Now you would think this would prompt something out of Pat right? Yes! However, it came in the likes of a deleted comment on Instagram showing he has no fucking clue who just spouted all of these FACTS about him. He's lost at sea like Jack looking up at Rose asking her to make room on the door that we all know had enough room but when Rose hogs the door he drowns to the likes of disgruntled barstool fans. The sad news for Pat is that the internet lives forever and though he deleted it, it still stands.

KFC maybe said ten total words and none of which were the ones that completely dismantled Pat, yet Pat decided to comment on Instagram (where he seems to fight his battles) what you see above. It shows that Pat is indeed lost and has no idea of anyone's name at Barstool besides the Dave, Big Cat and maybe Meek Phil, Tommy Smokes, and his cohost Rone.

A low blow of all low blows. Let's cut him some slack, maybe it's the same vino that had him thinking the Ace's could take down the Wizards, but this is the work of a true scumbag. I don't believe Pat is truly a scumbag but this IS the work of one. This is what you see from burner accounts who hate the success of those they envy. This is the work of someone so beaten and battered you reach for anything and everything lying in your puddle of blood to throw back. Whether it was the wine or not, it should never be the retort of a battle that YOU started.

I think that about summarizes it and I'm sure Pat will respond at some point but right now he's too busy announcing new shows on Instagram live to 400 viewers with Jason Williams who was so bad on his Wake Up Barstool debut he never showed up again. But I'm sure Hoopin' & Hollerin' will be a massive success because Rone is involved.

Thank god the announcement went out on Viva and the main Barstool account because without it we X users may not know of it's predetermined exisistence since Mr. Viral Pat Bev hasn't even done as much as repost the main accounts PINNED TWEET.

In closing, just respond to the beef or stay off the vino, Pat. #LuvGang

*******UPDATE*******

I waited to post this because I saw he was going to be on Son of a Boy Dad and thought "well this will be fun, they'll hash it out, Barstool style." Boy was I wrong.

If you didn't watch the episode I recommend doing so but I'll give a brief summary.

Pat Bev barges in mid show wearing a jump suit that would make Nadu proud, proceeds to sit at the mic and chomp his gum like he's the Steelers special teams coach, and immediately says Francis's blog didn't bother him. He goes on to take credit for Francis's blog and Feits videos both going viral saying things like "I'm glad I got some work out of this office." Then when the deleted comments are brought up he says, "I did that to stir shit up." which is nothing short of a bold faced lie. He doubles down on the deleted comment afterwards by awkwardly commending Rone for his love and faithfulness to his wife.

As the conversation goes on Pat continues to be unbothered yet takes nothing but personal shots at Francis. Such as calling Francis a trust fund kid and comparing him to his own son when asked why he wouldn't play paddle for $20,000. He then continues to jab below the belt and when Francis asks about it he says, "this is war" ,completely contradicting his earlier statement of not being bothered. However, that wasn't his greatest contradiction of the conversation, that came when he said ,"You gonna say some shit, be a gangster.", whilst speaking on his deleted scumbag Instagram comments.

The dialogue pretty much ends with Francis telling Pat he won't be renewed and then Pat brags about his millions and tries to shout out his new show before exiting the studio. The only issue being, Pat Bev doesn't even know the name of his own show and after stuttering to remember, he is once again saved by Rone with a "Hoopin' and Hollerin'."

As a Barstool fan, I wish the show nothing but success but if you put me on a lie detector and asked if I think the show will be any good with a dialogue between two former NBA players that don't belong behind a microphone, I'd sadly have to say no, no it won't.