OBJ IS COMING HOME!!!

Today marks the happiest day I've been as a Giants fan in the last 12 years.

Odell Beckham Jr. is finally coming back to where he belongs - in NY Giants Blue.

I have been advocating this for YEARS....

And it FINALLY happens.

Is this going to be the same Odell that we know and love from 2016? Probably not. But that doesn't change the fact that this man wanted to be back in blue and he's hungry to be here.

If I know OBJ like I think I do (yes, him and I are close personal friends), this guy is going to give it all he's got for one last ride, and I for one cannot wait until opening night.

When he runs out the tunnel on Sunday night to face the Cowgirls, Metlife is gonna be fucking ROCKING. And I will be there boots on the ground to document the whole thing.

Jalin Hyatt is as good as gone and the number 13 is back to it's rightful owner.

No more wasted spots on this roster. John Harbaugh isn't playing games. He's in New York to do one thing and one thing only - WIN.

Now, again, I'm not saying he is going to be the Odell that we know and love, but what I will say is that he is better than half the shlubs we have on the roster currently anyway:

Dalen Cambre - who the fuck is that guy?

Beaux Collins - see ya.

Xavier Gipson - nice knowing you bud.

Isaiah Hodgins - your services are no longer required.

Jalin Hyatt - we no longer employ terrorists in this organization.

Ryan Miller - no clue who you are either bud.

Darius Slayton - this guy needs to be cut immediately.

With the additions of Calvin Austin, Mooney and Fields in the draft, the Giants WR room is finally coming together. The more options for Dart to have to throw to other than Wandale Robinson, the better.

Especially since we have zero clue when the fuck Nabers will be back. The fact that Daniel Jones is predicted back week 1 after suffering a torn achilles in week 14, when Nabers tore his ACL 10 WEEKS PRIOR, and STILL has no timetable to return is bonkers.

Now I have zero clue the complications of Nabers' surgery and the cleanup that was involved, but I do know that I tore my ACL a decade ago, and had minimal assistance in rehabilitation to come back stronger, and I was back to full activity within four months. You cannot possibly tell me that a guy in the NFL can't come back for week 1 of the following season after tearing his ACL just four weeks into the season. The math ain't mathin.

All I know is that this news just made my entire 2026. The jersey curse that I've had over the last 34 years of my life is officially over now that OBJ is back in the building. I have never been so pumped in my life to have this man back in New York.

Odell is by far my favorite player to ever play in the NFL for a few reasons:

A) We have the same birthday

2) His fire and competitive nature that will THRIVE with Jaxson Dart

D) He has a chip on his shoulder that will never go away

All I know is that first slant pass that he takes to the house on opening night is gonna hit like crack.

To my minimal followers, if you thought I was annoying before, you ain't seen nothin yet. Week 1 can't come soon enough.