Heartbreak in Austin leads to Big MAC Marathon

The college football world delivered with a wild day, from massive upsets to one-in-a-million comebacks. Unfortunately for Ohio's Tate, he was on the wrong end of the comeback in Austin. So now, not only does he have to sit with the sting of defeat, but he also has to find a new home for the next 24 hours... moving from Arch Manning to the Golden Arches for Tate this week!

The debt collector known as the internet is here to collect some pain, and it's all about Mickey D's! It is 24 hours in a McDonald's, with the ability to knock off an hour for every Big Mac he takes down. Tate has already stated Monday will be the day he serves out his punishment, one that looked safely locked away with his team up 23–3 late in the 3rd quarter. Instead, as his team collapsed, his worst nightmares came true: both a devastating loss and a brutal punishment to boot.

Now, what's the plan? As most Tate followers know, he is a schemer, so what does he have up his sleeve for this one? Will we see him crush 10 Big Macs within the first hour? Or will he be methodical, pacing himself with one an hour just to cut the sentence in half? You have to think he will try any trick to get through this as quickly as possible.

This will be the earliest in the year he has ever dealt with a punishment. It felt like a guaranteed win, but now we have to wonder: could this just be the first of many to come in this 2026 season? Ohio's Tate is stuck at the mercy of his team and the internet early on this fall. If you love a good misery stream, or if you're just a plain old Michigan fan, tune in Monday as Tate pays off his first debt of the season LIVE from the Golden Arches.