Week 2: We are Here For Some POINTS!

We could be reaching fade territory, I understand and will do my best to right this ship. No one wants an 0-2 start to the season, but here we are, it’s time to own it. I’m here to say, though, the mind is clear & ready to give you a winner, gosh darn it!

Yes, I just said gosh darn it that is how serious I am! I said how this is supposed to be the Barstool Breakdown’s College Football Parlay of the Week, butttt here’s the thing: why would anyone at the stool wanna put their name on it when I’m losing like this! 0-2 with nothing even close. So it’s time to get us to play ball; a win this week could get us into parlay play land!

We are heading back to the flyover states. Yes, be shocked, but be ready as well. Oregon is heading into a desperate Stillwater, and with that, both offenses are gonna be firing. While I do think Oregon wins easy, this one feels like one of those 48-24 type of games. With the bar set at 55.5, it’s time to sit back and root for POINTS!

Barstool Breakdown’s College Football Parlay* of the Week:

Oregon vs. Oklahoma State

Over 55.5

*Play

Nothing else needs to be said; right now we are in action mode. It is time for actions to speak louder than words, let’s get after it on the offense in Stillwater! Time to get win 1 in 2026!