Big 10 After Dark

Okay, first stab on Barstool Breakdown writing a blog… So, of course, I’m jumping in hot! As any normal, not-sicko person on a Friday night, I’m sitting back looking forward to watching two mid-tier college basketball teams clash. Two former PAC-12 schools showing Big Ten what after-dark ball is all about.

But then I turn it on, mind already tired from a full week of coaching and teaching, and have to deal with this…

I mean, are you serious, guys?? Immediate TECH in high school ball, first off. Home team lets you know what they’re wearing, and you bring the opposite! Pretty tough to mess this up.

Now, off my coaching soapbox, as a ball watcher on a late night after a full week of work… THIS IS HELL. Also, don’t know much about colorblind rules, but I do know only men get it, probably mainly dudes watching. So pretty insensitive look, just saying.

Now, lastly, for the gambling boys, can you imagine their 1 a.m. sleepy, maybe under the influence eyes squinting at their phones sideways, picture flipping violently back and forth landscape/vertical? As time expires, they’re being manipulated into believing their bet has hit out of pure confusion.

All of this for a UCLA 13-6 team playing a 10-9 last-place Washington team… But hey, don’t commit to the ball-watching game unless you’re ready for its 1 a.m. pains.

Bet for 1/25:

Princeton ML

Utah St/AF Over 139

Odds: +203 (DraftKings, of course)