Barstool Spring Break Power Rankings

We have our sequel! Yes, Barstool fans, after the record-breaking performance of Barstool's Summer Beach House, we have ourselves a 2nd edition coming this week in VEGAS! Barstool Spring Break begins on the west coast this Saturday with some Beach House favorites and a mix of new characters launching a whole new set of adventures and drama ready to flood the social media world. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... Barstool is ready to put that to the test.

When Beach House was announced last year, there were many skeptics of the model of live clipping in the moment. That was quickly hushed from the jump as it took the social world by storm, reaching numbies many couldn't even dream of. Yet again, Dave Portnoy had struck content gold...though there were a few complaints, only minor of course. Well, Barstool listened, as they shortened the trip this time around and there will be no "breaks" (maybe pun intended?) as the team will stay together the whole time for a full week. The shorter trip and no resets could lead to more antics, drama, and of course, partying!

We have a group of 11 with some others in the mix, then you can also add two of Barstool's elite insiders: Ohio's Tate and Danny Conrad. Meek Phil will also make his return after his million-dollar moment in the summer. Though with the core 11 (potentially 12, I'll explain in a bit), we have a nice mix of veterans from the Beach House and new faces ready to stir the pot. Now, of course, there's truly no way of predicting the adventures they are about to get themselves into since it is Vegas; what I can do is give us a Power Rankings of the cast for Spring Break based on who will give us the most of whatever this ends up being.

11. Brianna Chickenfry

In last place we have a returner, which is actually a major influence on her pulling up the rear. This summer, after the first night or so, she was really a non-factor and mainly just was there... or even not at times. You then throw in her mind possibly being elsewhere as she battles through other social media drama, it just doesn't feel like a good mix. Hopefully she proves me wrong!

10. Annika

Now this is not a knock on Annika; I think she has been great for Barstool, including on her newest show "Mostly Ladies." Again, she is another returner and she gelled well with the group in Jersey, but she also didn't pop out as someone who was going to be the reason we are constantly refreshing our feeds. She has the ability, though, to stir some shit up quick, no doubt about that.

9. Mintzy*

DISCLAIMER: ONLY IF BUTTON IS PUSHED! 

Mintz got the late invite from Big Cat on the Yak this week and quickly showed his powers in making some content gold in Vegas. BUT, in a very Catch-22 situation, his content powers could also be the very reason he ends up not being invited out. His ranking has to be the most frisky of the group, as if he gets out there, you know the hate clicks will be going wild!

8. Rico Bosco

I know the Ryders will give me heat for the "low" ranking, but I am looking full circle with Rico. I believe he will have his moments, but overall, let's remember he is a family man, the only one on this list in fact, and not used to this type of partying. This isn't a one-night pump party; also, you have to wonder about potential fatigue after carrying the economy for over a month.

7. Maddie & Kelly

The girls are going to make it or break it as a pair, in my opinion, out in Vegas. Really, I could also do the same for Dante with Conrad on this list. For Maddie and Kelly, they made a guest spot appearance near the end of the summer installation and showed they could have some staying power. It will be interesting to see if they bring any drama, as we know they will have plenty of partying in the tank.

6. Ronny Doitche

This is where the rankings, I feel, get really tight. Doitche feels so low at 6, but when you see the top 5 you will also understand. He does have maybe the most potential to fly up the power rankings post-spring break. Especially considering his most recent After Dark performance where he showed he is very willing to poke the bear and stir the pot. He loves to party, is down for anything, and is now showing he will start some shit... he has the trifecta for reality shows!

5. Dani Jackel

Dani may be more of an enigma than the rest on the list here. She is a former Yak Idol and really does most of her work on her own, so she is that big unknown to most. Still, her last appearance on Rat Race may tell us all we need to know about her ability to create some drama. She, like Doitche, has that desire to rile up others; it is a big part of her content as well. She feels very unpredictable, which may cause some fun problems for viewers.

4. Dante

MY GUY! The Inferno better be ready! A returner that is perfect for Vegas, he is going to give us something every time out. Now, you have no clue what it might be, but you know if Dante is in a clip, something is going down. Also, add in that he will be doing a performance yet again, which is great to see him shine in his element. Though Conrad will be sent to just film, watch out for him and Dante to get into it over probably truly nothing.

3. Katic

The Krawlers will be taking over Vegas! Easily the #1 breakout star in the summer, he now returns as one of the stars. The great thing about Katic is you know he will always be ready to bring up the vibes, even when the group may not want it. Also, you throw in the #2 person on this list and we may have another rendition of "will they or won't they" on our hands! Whatever direction this cast goes, you just know Katic will be there to make sure they are going at it 110%!

2. Ella Grif

We now have breakout star #2 returning. Ella took the world by storm with her ability to be unfazed by anything... well, except for losing her vape. Now you are going to put the WILD Midwest girl on the west coast in a city where anything feels on the table. After her amazing run in the summer, you just can't help but wonder how she will top that!

1. Nicky Smokes

Was there ever a question of who #1 would be? The main reason we got Summer Beach House in the first place, and also the guy who has already bleached his hair for spring break. Yes, you read that right, the man has bleached his hair for the trip. If that doesn't tell the story of a man ready to leave it all out on the floor, then I'm not sure what could. He gave us it all from every end of the spectrum last time out & I don't expect anything less again.

Before you get too much on my ass, remember these are technically "preseason" rankings, so people could surprise or even sadly disappoint. We had the Summer Beach House in Jersey, but Spring Break in Vegas feels ready to take this to another level. The cast put together is the perfect mix of those who know each other well and those who may be meeting for the first time. You put all of that in one place for a full week... no breaks. Turn on those notis for the Barstool Spring Break pages so you don't miss out! You can just see that patented Portnoy sly smile as he sits back and watches the view counts roll in.