*WARNING: SEASON 5 SURVIVING BARSTOOL SPOILERS AHEAD* After Tommy Smokes ' elimination on Sunday's episode, the final 5 of "Surviving Barstool: Season 5" are set. But here's the thing: 3 people are essentially guaranteed to make it to the next round. Rone, Dana Beers, and Marty Mush all have hidden immunity idols. I know it's fucking crazy. 60% of the remaining contestants could literally not only lose but not even compete in the individual immunity challenge in tonight's episode and still...

A week and a half ago was the most important day involving ping pong balls since the release of Marty Supreme. It was the NBA Draft Lottery. Some familiar faces, teams wondering how they got there, and probable champs (still unbelievable) got together to see what place they will draft in what is projected to be one of the more loaded draft classes in a long time. With the order set, it is time to see who reaped the benefits and who will be back here next year. WINNER: THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS...

In the 2023-24 season, the NBA implemented a new rule regarding who would be eligible for awards. They changed it to where in order to win an individual award or be named to All-NBA, a player would have had to play 65 games. Also a minimum of 20 minutes played in those 65 games just so no one tried to finesse the system. Pretty reasonable right? That's 79% of an NBA season. Only 2 MVP award winners (in non-lockout/COVID shortened seasons) have ever played less than 65 games. Bob Cousy (64...