THE DO-DO ISN'T EXTINCT IN THE WNBA

What a whirlwind of a week it's been for the WNBA. There have been not one, but TWO "paraphernalia" thrown onto the court this week. And the crazier thing is both occurred during a Golden State Valkyries game. The paraphernalia in question? A green dildo. That's right. There is some criminal out there bringing in green dildos to WNBA games and throwing them on the court. We've had streakers, players running into stands to fight, and even people gluing themselves to a court before. But NEVER have we seen something of this magnitude.

I mean just absolutely fucking insane. Not just that someone did this but when they did this too. Doing this in a 75-75 tied game with essentially a minute left is absurd. Almost methodical even. Did they have it the entire game and just waited for the perfect opportunity? What if they came in late knowing security might not be as attentive? This is thinking two steps ahead. But wait! There's more!

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? The second dildo hitting the court raises even more questions:

• Is this the same guy, a copycat, or sickos in cahoots?

• Why the Valkyries of all teams?

• What did they do to you?

• Is a 3rd attack planned?

• And most importantly: HOW THE FUCK DID THEY SMUGGLE IT IN?

So for now, let's clear the "Hulk Dicks Thrown on WNBA Court" counter to 0 and hold our breath to see if something else happens this week.