Ranking The Yak's Camp Plinko Board

On yesterday's Yak, the crew took to the almighty Plinko board once again to decide their Camp Barstool fate. With envelopes holding their camp life in the balance, the wheel called them up one at a time to find out their activities, or, as some may even say, punishments, during Camp. After the dust has finally settled, it's time to take a look at the winners & losers with some good old-fashioned rankings!

To start us off, of course, I have put the full list of activities & punishments right above for you to look over. There are some clearly lopsided aspects to the list for sure, which makes the rankings that much more of a tall task. But we can never question the wheel and its powers; as we know by now, it always has a plan... also, they traded like sons of bitches, too.

Okay, here we go...

Now let's get the easy ones out of the way, the few with what I feel to be lower boom potential on the content scale. In last was an easy call with Lucas. I am not a Lucas hater or anything, but sometimes you just gotta call 'em like you see 'em. Though it would be funny to just go live randomly on Twitter & start doing a book reading... great promo, too (BUY THE BOOK). After him slides in Mark Titus. Now, this is more a case of not being there for the Plinko board, which could affect his buy-in to the activities. The one boom chance for him feels like a Green Greg influence to really give us a surprise.

The next section is where we start to see some big possibilities start to come out. Eddie & Dana looking at the stars has legs, no doubt about it, maybe a potential Dana freak-out or a "questioning what life is" moment. Then with Danny & Nick, I mean, come on, we know they are going to find some sort of spin on their activities that draws us in. Like, we could see Turani making his egg into a Pokémon ball or something in order to keep it close to him.

After this, I feel like the big hitters are here with the top 5. Anyone could make an argument for the top spot with these; just think about it, Cheah swimming at all is always a treat for us, and then you throw in the overnight stay! Kate to me is the big dark horse boom here, cause if she either fails or accomplishes getting a hummingbird, her reaction may be just as good! Still, though, the top three are just so damn strong, with KB climbing trees, canoeing with Big Cat, & then Brandon getting launched off a blob, with what we have to expect will be the whole camp involved to get him flying! I mean, this is just set up to be great for Camp Barstool, presented by Mountain Dew.

So that is the list. Where did I go wrong? Is anyone else more excited about one of my lower-ranked items? Let me know....sound off in the comments!

Camp has already become a top-tier yearly event on the Barstool calendar, & with a draft of the teams still ahead today on The Yak, we are just getting spoiled with these extra activities for the crew to accomplish out in nature over the 3 days. I, for one, am ready for some Camp life & shenanigans to ensue!