Camp Barstool Final Power Rankings(Spoilers)

WOW it feels impossible for anyone to truly be able to hate on Camp Barstool after that finale today, we had it all in the big relay as Team Dirty Dew takes home the 2026 camp championship on the backs of Mintzy & in a way Green Greg as the legend of green grows. These final power rankings feel nearly impossible to calculate as so many found a way to stand out over the past 3 days, but here we go!

First up honorable mention has to go to the blob legend in Liz, her final act sealed the win for her team today as she completed a perfect backflip off the blobbing of Burns & Big Cat, she showed the whole world this week what blobbing is all about!

5. PFT

Wait a show? OH no no no, this is much more as not only did PFT give us a fair & square camp over the last three days he showed the country again what you should do when someone hurls an egg at you while screaming communist. How can this true American not be included in the final rankings!!!

4. Nicky Clicky

A leader till the last day in the booth, now of course he couldn't do it at times without B-Walker & Connor Griffin by his side, but to give us that on the spot commentary should make not only Barstool proud, but of course Mountain Dew the premier sponsor tasting great since '48.

3. Jerry O'Connell

Now this one was tricky considering he is not a full employee & also with Big Cat breaking the news about his hefty appearance fees...BUT the man earned them, people!!! He was on the spot every damn time rolling with the Barstool antics, and he did his best to keep it clean for the younger audiences...what a guy!

2. Rico Bosco

Rico, Rico, Rico....did he ever fight for the top spot this week like the true hard worker he is. Each day he gave us a moment we won't forget from going off the handle about rules to keeping the energy up being against the rules this last day. He undoubtedly made the Ryders proud & is fully in form as we head into Pick'em.

1. Green Greg

WOW, a Rook that came in playing like a 10 year vet! This is no disservice to Rico but damn did the rook steal the freaking show this week! The green army better stand up 'cause we have a camp legend. People will ask decades from now: Green Greg Hot Dog Performance at Camp Barstool presented by Mountain Dew Relay Race vs. MJ Flu Game? WHEW just think on that for a moment...

As quickly as it started, it has now ended. Another year in the books at Camp Barstool, now the long wait begins until we are back at the lake to see if Green Greg was a fluke run or this could be the makings of a hall of famer in our midst.