Barstool Beach House: Portnoy is KING!

As I begin to write this out, we’re still technically in day one...early into night one, for the crew at Barstool Beach House. But you wouldn’t know it from the amount of viral clips already being pumped out into social media. Yet again, Dave Portnoy is proving to be the King of Content, as his idea of throwing Barstool’s wildest characters into a constant clip-farming opportunity is paying off early.

Before the sun even had the chance to fully set, we’ve already seen a Nicky Smokes heart-to-heart with Brianna Chickenfry on how to get Annika back, an Ella near-cracked temple, and then moments later, her saying she could be Tommy Smokes’ bodyguard...with a lot of drunken passion. OH, also a potential surprise team of Katic & Brianna Chickenfry was spotted forming. And of course, Katic being Katic, he’s already tackled someone, didn't even last a couple of hours.

Tackling might not have been the only shenanigans... We are still looking for confirmation on whether things may or may not have gotten a little too wild between the boys in the kitchen this evening! If the video proves real, which, from all angles on Twitter, it seems to be...it’ll send shockwaves through the Chicago office come Monday morning. The video is quite damning evidence below...

Seriously people through only a few hours of clips...we need to find a way to see those contracts they signed for the house...This is pure insanity!

Barstool has once again found a way to revolutionize entertainment and deliver it in their own unfiltered style. This blog is 100% way too early, considering it’s only 11:35 on a Thursday night. Who knows if this Danny & Oona connection will grow, and what type of impact that could have on the potential fan-favorite sweethearts going into the Beach House: Conrad & Jackie. As the night grows long, will we see another Katic outburst? A Nicky Smokes masterclass on the shore? Or will the crew keep it low-key, preserving the madness for the long weekend ahead…

I mean geez, we haven’t even gotten to the morning-after videos. Buckle up, Stoolies...August weekends are going to be a full-blown clown show, and the puppeteer, Dave Portnoy, has to be smiling from his balcony seat.