Barstool Beach House: BIG Saturday Night RECAP

Well people were talking, the whispers flying around the internet: The Beach House lost its fastball. Try again, people. WE have a story and of course it revolves around Nicky Smokes. It all started with some screenshots, leading to a live video that suddenly cut. Yep, yet again the Beach House was full of rumors Saturday night.

Saturday started like any other, the whole crew heading out to their favorite bar. The stars of the night looked to be led once again by Katic the NightKrawler and this time with his band of buds, as Ella Grif & Brianna Chickenfry got into all sorts of shenanigans, including Bri in a three-way…kiss. That looked like the highlight, along with Tommy “Two Blondes” Smokes doing his usual.

Quick sidebar: Can we talk? Like be real bout something? Who is the true “Smokes” here? Tommy, over the last two weekends, has run circles around the self-proclaimed playa Nicky Smokes. The man who talked a big game for months leading up to the Beach House looks like he’s wearing lady repellent(I know bad joke).

Seen tonight “on the prowl” yet again, going nowhere fast. Either admit it’s all a show for Annika and profess your love, or just stop. I mean man look, nothing wrong with one-woman life, Nicky, if it’s the woman you love.

Oh, and speaking of love… now to the story of the night. Buckle up, Comrades.

Alright, here we go. As seen most nights on the Shore, Danny Conrad & Jackie Nichols(JANNY) left the bar together early, with the socials crew tagging along. Honestly, Llast we thought we’d hear from them was this clip of Danny getting Jackie late-night snacks. Once again, America’s love story was winning. Comrades take notes on that!

Then later things took a turn, texts started flying around the group claiming the lovebirds finally became a couple... Officially.

Sidebar again(almost a timeout): This may be one of the most awkward situations for Danny & Jackie, but Stoolie Nation is absolutely rooting for them. They’ve always been fan favorites in the Stool universe. Hopefully what happened next doesn’t put a damper on JANNY’s future.

Back in: When the crew got home, they immediately started grilling Danny about these texts. He dodged, said it must’ve been something else. ALL of this is happening live on TikTok, no edits, no cuts.

At this point, you’ve got Katic, Bri, Annika, and a couple socials all standing around as Jackie & Danny dance around the convo (full video for context here: https://x.com/stoolbeachhouse/status/1956969231284572632). Basically though Nicky keeps being Nicky Smokes, loudly chanting about “cracking,” while Katic & Bri are clearly reading the room and trying to switch topics. It’s unfolding live…and then cut. TikTok goes dark.

Of course, thousands watching immediately start screaming “bring it back,” flooding Twitter and comments. Fifteen, twenty minutes later, two more clips drop with different views of the night and Jackie’s reaction. Totally understandable. And if anyone’s coming at her online… there’s a special place in hell for you(that's the saying right?). Thankfully, Bri was there to help Jackie off the metaphorical ledge, while Annika tried explaining to Nicky that sometimes you need to read the room, bud. 

He later took to Twitter Fingers to play victim… again.

Look, you can sit here and cry, “Oh it’s just a show, they need to post everything.” But if you’re like any red-blooded Stoolie rooting for a happy ending and long-term love for JANNY, then you gotta feel sympathetic about that sudden TikTok cut. Sure, they signed up for this, and maybe it started as a bit to juice the show, but now it looks real for Danny & Jackie. So let's continue to be positive people!

As of 3:30 AM, it’s unknown what’s next for JANNY. Will America’s love story get another chapter? As a Stoolie, and as someone who’s always loved a good rom-com, I hope there is. And not a sudden close due to how things went down tonight. Instead, maybe it becomes a story they can look back on and laugh about together. Every love story gets tested, Comrade's JANNY may need us online in the near future. For now we wait to see what’s next for America’s sweetheart couple: JANNY.