Barstool After Dark: A Curling Spectacular

As I start to write this up, I can’t help but be buzzin’ from the Olympics after a day of hockey that will go down in history. Quinn Hughes finished the day with a USA-saving OT goal to get us into the semifinals Friday. With all that said, the Olympics are in full go mode, that cannot be denied, so now it is time for a little Barstool spin to get into the action. So are we thinking Big Air? Hockey? Bobsled? No, no, no… CURLING!

Ohio’s Tate is assembling a team that could one day be an option for the Salt Lake Olympics, with All Business Pete, Big Cat, Dana Beers, & Katic rolling into the ice arena to flex their curling muscles. Beers & Katic will be all timers on th brushes, which sets up for some magic in the making. For those who don’t know the lore of Barstool & curling, make sure to check out the Twitter page This Day in Barstool for a little history lesson. One thing I will say without a doubt is All Business Pete will be taking this thing as serious as ever.... as the proclaimed curling expert.

Right away, the challenge does not sound like something that can or will be done within an hour… or five. But this squad feels built to shock the world in Chicago tomorrow night.

Okay sooooo I’m pretty sure at this point in the blog many stoolies are scrambling to ChatGPT to ask what exactly both of the challenges mean and how they get them accomplished. Trust me, it will not be something done accidentally. All Business Pete will need to be on his game and in coaching mode to make sure the squad is all on point, or else they may be curling past the closing ceremonies in Verona Sunday. Which I also just visited, and it is a must-see in Italy, people!

Alright, what about the After Dark spin we all want, right? When do the Lucas & Tate minds come into the equation? Well no worries to be had tonight, the chat will be in charge yet again, as punishments & MONEY can be given out throughout the evening. So be alert & in the chat ALL DAMN NIGHT! Coffee lovers, this may be the stream for you, as Stella Blue sales will be our key to earning some cash & making the world of curling for the boys much worse than it already is.

Olympic & Barstool lovers, tomorrow night is our gold medal match as Barstool After Dark is back in action with a cast of characters with very different knowledge levels of the game of curling. Let’s be on our best game as a chat & also remember to check the boys for any signs of cheating(no Canada shit in here guys). I'm also opening bets at 10 minutes before Katic & Beers forget this is a game of high quality gentlemen. This is gonna be can't miss curling. Make your way to Barstool After Dark on YouTube live starting at 8PM ET / 7PM CT.