A New Untold Story...Naming Oh So Many Things

The stream has arrived. Of course something crazily birthed on The Yak will now lead to Nick, KB, Rudy, & Mook going through straight hell over potentially the next 72 hours. The boys in ANUS will be naming “things” until they reach their subscription count (58.1k as I type this). Just watching their promo video already has me worried for the crew.

KB also gave the rules that people and places are allowed in the naming of “things,” and before the Twitter police gets on them… I agree. This is not a 4th grade English class, so get outta here with your proper noun BS. As regular living adults, we all don’t know shit about grammar. Also, let’s be honest here... do you personally even know 50k words total?? So maybe just take a back seat and enjoy the fact that they are attempting such a feat.

We need them to come out of the gates fast, but when it gets to 2 AM and they’re losing focus, it will be our job as Stoolies to step up. Mook even included how you can call in and rattle off as many things as you think you can. I’m definitely gonna rap off as many obscure athletes as I can for my guys when they hit a block. That is going to be a break-glass-in-case-of-emergency moment. Here is the number for those who missed it in the promo video: 1-800-STOOL-38. If you’re a bit phone shy, you can also contribute via chat.

The Stoolie army could help end this, but again, let’s put into perspective how many things 58k is. MLB has been around for over 130 years and only 23k players have ever played. So even if they listed EVERY player ever, they wouldn’t even be halfway done. Or if KB tried to memorize EVERY city... there are only roughly 15k of those. This is a tall task ahead of them. For Nick there are only roughly 1.5k Pokémon according to sources.

Now, since they’re on a 72-hour limit, they do have a punishment in store for themselves if they fall short. They will be keeping the list, and btw, big applause to the guys tasked with tallying all these things, because that’ll be one hell of a job. But back to the punishment: they’ll get one of the random “things” tattooed on their body. Which when naming all things I'm sure there will be MANY you don't want on your body forever...

ALSO! Lastly, watch out for the tally to change. Nick even stated the count could grow if new subs come in while the stream is live. What a catch-22(I think) they’re in, of course they want the channel to grow, but if it hits 75k, things could get VERY tight on the 72-hour timeline.

For those new to the A New Untold Story universe, this will be a great stream, and they’ll put their own spin on it to keep you hooked the entire way. Let’s be on their side for this one. Be ready. We are all experts in our own weird shit... bring your “things” to the table for them! Whether it’s reptiles, flowers, birds, foods, certain athletes, whatever the thing… BE READY!