Week 3: Sunday Funday Parlay is on Life Support!

0-2. Yep, the Sunday Funday parlay fell again. In times like these, the awful puns, the punchy grammar, and witty quips all need to be thrown out the window. Y'all don’t want words, you want wins. Well, I’m feeling good after my CFB sweep with Malasek & Conrad, so let’s try to keep it rolling. Short & sweet, I got ya!

Cool Bets

Jadarian Price 2 TDs (+1100)

The dude has run the ball really damn well in two games, he just hasn’t found the end zone. It’s possible the second half could be run-heavy with the Commanders missing Jayden Daniels to keep up.

Lions -9.5 (+125)

I don’t believe in the Jets, especially after seeing Green Bay on Thursday. Also, the Lions are pissed!

Notre Dame Parlay (+5362)

Jadarian Price, Jeremiyah Love, Michael Mayer, and Kyren Williams ALL to find the end zone. With Bowers back, Mayer could get one of those sneaky ones, and the other three hopefully get some run!

Sunday Funday Parlay

Okay, I’m not a liar: short, sweet, to the point. I looked around the league at games in which GOOD QBs will need to pass today, and I found three at solid numbers in good weather spots:

Justin Herbert: 230+ passing yards

Drake Maye: 220+ passing yards

Bo Nix: 210+ passing yards

That’s it. At +541, this one feels solid. I’m as embarrassed as you are all fed up with this L stuff. So here we go, a chance to right the wrongs and start fresh! Like the Febreze Bros out here, this is feeling so fresh. Sorry, had to do one.

Alright, Sunday is on!