Survivor 48: Episode 7 Recap

I've said it once and I'll say it again. This season might go down as the greatest season in Survivor history.

The milk boys were the stars of tonight and literally EVERYTHING revolved around them. (If you don't know the milk boys, you don't know Survivor)

Let's get into the episode, shall we?

I would absolutely LOVE for Mitch to become the villain this season. He has the most perfect chance out of every one to do so. It would be absolutely epic. He now has Joe, Eva and the meathead alliance's trust to do it so why not?

Anyway....

Sai - that quote of "My name has been written down so many times" - yeah dude, you're the WORST.

You consistently go after people for no reason at all, you give people reasons to hate you (last week explaining the merge meal to everyone that didn't get it) and you are just bossy as hell. You gotta be put in your place - more to come on this later on.

Lets get to Cedrek. Ceddy my man, you tried way too hard, way too soon with talking to Shauhin about game play for whatever reason. You guys weren't even split up yet! I mean come on. On the flip side - Shauhin played all of this perfectly. He took all the info and relayed it to the meathead alliance. No more had to be done and everyone kept that in line.

To the elimination we go!

DOUBLE TRIBAL TONIGHT!!!

It seems kind of early in the season for that but that honestly ended up playing out perfectly.

Oh and the challenge? Gabler set this record a few seasons back for 37 minutes and obviously that was getting broken by the milk boys (hence the cover photo).

Tribe split up into 6 and you knew it was coming down to the meathead alliance - literally all of them. Shauhin, Eva, Kyle, Joe and David. Oh and shout out Cedrek for being yet again the single worst challenge player of all time. This guy didn't last longer than Meek Phil would last longer with Sydney Sweeney - maybe 8 seconds- sorry Phil.

When it comes down to it, of course it's the fuckin stunt man against the fire fighter at the end. And to be honest, I truly do believe that David could have held that thing for hours and hours on end, but to keep the alliance strong he had to let it go.

Wait, how about Shauhin singing the Survivor tunes along with the challenge? Just epic.

And again - Joe just an all-time guy with rooting on Eva to get to the end. Hey, the girl got to the final four with the meathead alliance. That's pretty damn impressive.

So David wins the whole thing, yet Joe also gets immunity, but Joe's team has to go to tribal first with the team of himself, Eva, Mitch, Star, Chrissy and Sai.

Getting down to it, Sai is the smartest vote of all time - has to be her because she's gonna drag people down as a jury member while Mitch is too nice to do it.

AND THANK YOU BABY JESUS - THEY AREN'T OBESSES WITH YOU SAI

Too-da-loo mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Bye bye Sai. It was far too overdue that you're gone. Just had to be done, and good riddance.

Let's get to tribal numba 2.

David, all you have to do here is be smart and send home her partner in crime - the one who had voted for more people in tribal than have been eliminations - Cedrek.

This second tribal didn't matter at all. David, Kamila, Kyle, Cedrek, Shauhin and Mary had the most obvious choice ever. Like you want to get out a threat sure, but what about someone who voted for so many people and he doesn't know what he heck he's doing?

Hey, at least you made the jury. Congrats Cedrek, you made it way further than you should have.