SHRINKAGE: MUST SEE MIKEY BETS RANT INCOMING!

Alright, let me start with: all parties involved are my guys, from Mikey Bets to Dante, Danny Conrad to Doitche. Sooo yes, a pro-Shrinkage blog is incoming. If you have a problem with that, you can kindly GTFO, but thanks for the view.

Okay, so on The Yak today, Danny Conrad mentioned to Dante about the incoming segment for Shrinkage tonight to hash out the battle of Smokes vs. The Don. Just a slight reminder to be ready for the show. He even stated how Dante thumbed-up the msg in the group chat. But all of a sudden, in real time, it all falls apart with Dante bailing live on Bets & Conrad’s premier segment. This changed the mood very quick for Conrad & Bets.

Okay, so I get it. Dante has a lot going on, & if you have watched Barstool Summer House or Spring Break, he hates all the “drama” stuff… BUT! Mikey Bets has the right to give us an all-time rant from one of Barstool's unsung all-time ranters, this was supposed to be the show nothing hidden or shock factor either about it. So before you think, "Well, Shrinkage lost its punch for the night," think fuckin' again! We now will get the real-life process of Mikey Bets' list additions. This is revolutionary shit, people.

Like, who wouldn’t love the chance to see Thomas Jefferson spitballing ideas for the Declaration of Independence, or Abraham Lincoln penning the Gettysburg Address… well, we may have our generation's newest "where were you" moment on our hands as this generations savant does his thing.

Never mind cable TV drama and that fake BS, we are getting pure, unadulterated rage! Mikey Bets' rage should have everyone lining up with popcorn & candy in hand for the show to start.