NFL Draft Superlatives 2025!

The NFL Draft kicks off tonight with the first round, and all the talk is about Shedeur Sanders, Travis Hunter, and Cam Ward. But here’s the thing everyone is missing…instead of talking about who’s gonna be a star, starter, or bust, let’s talk about the real in depth analysis we all want… the superlatives! Yes, let’s make sure the boys get the flowers they deserve. All of the following superlatives have been well-researched and are totally, completely accurate as well.

Most Likely to Call Daddy Crying

Shedeur Sanders - Because even when you think you are HIM, sometimes you just need the good ol’ father…none other than Coach Prime. Can you handle not being coached by Dad!?!?

Most Likely to Lose the Playbook

Cam Skatteboo - Known for, umm, misplacing his dog and needing an all-out fan search to help the man out. But hey NFL GMs, at least he never loses yards.

Most Likely to Accidentally Shoot the Team Mascot

Jaxson Dart - QB1 potential isn't the only question. He does like to work with a shotgun... in many ways? Maybe keep your head on swivel during hunting season.

Most Likely to Show Up Late and Still Drop 300 Yards

Cam Ward - The most nonchalant QB1 you’ll ever see. Ice in his veins, clock management optional.

Most Likely to Lock Down WRs AND His IG Comments

Travis Hunter - Two-way on the field at all times, but maybe just one tweet away from relationship headlines on social media.

Most Likely to Eat the Pancake Instead of Deliver It

Will Campbell - Yeah, we get it, he can pancake defenders… but have you seen his breakfast lately?

Most Likely to Become the Team Babysitter

Tyler Shough - Already has the experience, the years, and probably has his Roth IRA cooking already & Costco membership. He is PROGRESSIVE...ly turning into the team parent.

What a group of guys we have this year, all must be as excited to have made the superlatives lists as they are to hear their names called at some point this weekend. Make sure to congrulate all of them! Of course this is all in good fun, and am hoping for the best out of these guys in their NFL careers...lets makes sure though to just keep a close eye on them.