Danny Conrad...IS KING!

The shores of Jersey have found their way to Chicago, people. Just like that sand in your suitcase, the drama has been brought home. As expected, Rone and his masterful interrogation tactics have re-fueled what looked to be previously squashed JANNY & Nicky Smokes tension.

Many say don’t cross Rico, Kirk, or Dave, of course. But if there’s one person on my do not cross list at Barstool, it’s gotta be Danny Conrad. He only cooks when it comes to clap backs, and right now, he’s got Smokes pinpointed in his crosshairs and is firing at will.

If you missed this origin story: Danny has been very close with Jackie, of the KFC podcast coming into the Barstool Beach House. Well, it continued into the house as well, and from all angles, it seemed to be a match between the two.

But of course, Nicky had to step in...when Jackie was quite intoxicated, to say the least, which, come on man, we all know in ANY situation is never a good look. That’s a major red flag, stop-sign-up scenario.

So it leads to another incredible edit after the quote: “You know how I play. I play hard,” from Conrad.

Then roll into the recap show today, where the whole situation was brought to light again by Rone(mastermind) in his usual stir-the-pot style. As the clips were revisited, Jackie went into a “my fault,” embarrassed-type of sorry spiral. Which is not true, as many see this in an extremely bad light towards Nicky.

So as she continued to take on the blame, there was Nicky just letting it all happen sitting back spinning words as usual. Now okay I'll back track a bit, he did step in a little, saying he does get touchy, it’s his style, but he “didn’t mean anything by it.” So that’s a really genuine apology, right? He definitely took all the blame… or at least some of it? Even comparing himself to Deshaun Watson...a very good way to prove your innocence when backed in a corner. Always go Watson people.

I’ll say this: Smokes, if he doesn’t get fired...is, with these BIG numbies clicks, earning himself a yearly contract again. But he’ll be a complete heel in the process… sooo job security for sure… but hated by all co-workers is one way to live!

Conrad, though, felt he needed to step up after the recap show, a true man and leader of men. Some remorse came from him after watching the Smokes & Jackie interactions. Which is fair, for him to now want to speak up for her.

And that brings us to one of the greatest roasts I’ve seen in a long while. It has me now workshopping a new army in the Barstool universe... Conrad’s Comrades.

Let me know if you’re reading, Danny, we can work around the name, but man, I think it should stick.

Alight...Back to the complete wiping of Smokes… on just a casual walk to work on a nice Chicago summer day.

Damn! Put him in a locker!

Conrad’s Comrades need to go after this man if he comes back at our guy! But this is about our new king: Danny Conrad. His all-time heater just keeps going, climbing sky-high yet again.

Let’s all protect this man at all costs, Stoolies…

Conrad’s Comrades, unite!