Barstool Beach House Weekend 3 Recap/Clips

Well folks, it’s Sunday afternoon, which means Beach House Week 3 is officially in the record books. Crazy to think we only get one more weekend, feels like it just started with Nicky Smokes breaking the internet with his tears and then immediately trying to break up JANNY. The Beach House has been a massive hit, no doubt about it, and its for sure bittersweet to see it end so soon.

The last three weeks have been a rollercoaster ride of glued-to-your-refresh-button content. Never in 100 years could anyone besides Dave Portnoy throw 10 random employees in a house and, within three weeks, have JWOWW fake marry two of them.

Let’s catch you up on Weekend 3 with some highlights and a few of the biggest clips. There is so much more, and a blast if you have an hour or so to kill to watch them ALL!

After what many categorized as a “Week 2 letdown,” the cast made sure it was short-lived. This past weekend was non-stop fun, drama, and even some mystery (yes, I’m talking about you, rack of ribs). With Camp Barstool and bad weather wiping out Thursday night antics, that left Friday and Saturday as straight-up sunrise-to-basically-next-sunrise chaos.

For those who missed it, company musical acts DJ Dante the Don & Pup Punk brought the vibes alive. And of course, it wouldn’t be a musical act on the Shore without Katic & Ella jumping in. Ella’s soundbite is 100% going to be blasted across college campuses and Greek life this fall. Also while those two owned the stage, the rest of the house was living it up, including a rolling Nicky Smokes stumbling into bizarre situations left and right. His night, though, was just getting started, because later came his favorite thing...Boy’s Night.

An off-hand Smokes comment spun into an entire weekend of content centered on the fake bachelor and bachelorette parties, followed by the JANNY (Danny Conrad & Jackie) wedding. The Comrades couldn’t have been prouder to see our fearless leader propose to his bride.

But Friday wasn’t all good vibes... Dante & Danny(the inferno & comrade alliance is back now) had their first roommate fight. Not shocking after nearly two straight weeks under the same roof. Dante bolted for the night, ditching poor Meek Phil after dinner. By Saturday, though, they were back together, bar-hopping and wingmanning. Unfortunately for Dante, he caught even more drama this time with Oona… so the drought continues for him, he was oh so close too. More on that drama below though.

Still, Friday night was ALL about the the boys’ night. Nadu joined the crew, the clips were flowing, and the Smokes bros were wheelin’. Tommy “Two Blondes” Smokes was in his bag, while with Annika (fresh off snagging some digits herself on Girl’s Night) away, then giving Nicky room to show off his “motion,” as the kids say, bringing home a lady for the first time at the Shore.

But the content machines of the night were Danny Conrad & Katic. Conrad, on his way home, got busted in a sting by bike cops for taking a simple piss. In his defense, he’d just spent nights in the woods, tough to turn that mindset off. Sure, the ticket sucks, but Jackie’s reaction might’ve been worth it. Those two are the Shore’s Chandler & Monica. (Danny, if you need the Comrades to step in, make the call.)

Meanwhile, Katic was on fire. Most guys would get overshadowed by a male stripper in the house, but not when the Krawler is activated. He churned out multiple hilarious clips while the stripper awkwardly did their thing in the background, before the NightKrawler then capped the night with an Animal Planet learning sesh.

Saturday then was wedding Day. And just when you think JWOWW officiating a fake wedding between two coworkers who are in what looks like a very real relationship would be the headline… nope. The Shore gonna Shore.

Comrade's now have two leaders

Yes, the wedding was awesome, legendary photo of Danny & Jackie that’s honestly frame-worthy if they make it all the way. But the actual story of the night? A re-emergence of love elsewhere. The Ross & Rachel of the group(sticking with the Friends comps): Nicky & Annika.

Just one night after doing their own thing, they were suddenly attached at the hip. Left together. Woke up together. Yep, the “will they/won’t they” saga looks back on. (And listen, I’m taking a smidge of credit, my fire edit of them earlier this week had to spark something.)

Now onto the "drama" manufactured by Oona. Besides Night 1, she’s been an NPC. And look, not hating, maybe this just isn’t her scene. Totally fine. But sensing the fade, she tried stirring up some “low-hanging fruit” drama with Dante. Instead, it was confusing for both the house and the commenters (not the best measuring stick, I know..but ya). Still, it probably hurt her stock in the end. I’ll be shocked if she’s not dead last in Big Twan’s Week 3 rankings.

And finally... the ribs. We’ve got phantom racks of ribs dropping on the deck, with no video evidence. Haunted house vibes? Maybe. Or maybe just blackout Katic forgetting he did it. Something to watch as the season finale rolls in.

So there’s your Week 3. Now lets take a quick look into the crystal ball for the big questions going into the finale weekend:

• Are Nicky & Annika really giving it another shot?

• Does Oona even sniff a full-time contract?

• And most importantly… will JANNY survive long distance, or was it just the ocean air?