Barstool Beach House: Friday ALL the BIG CLIPS!

Fell behind? Had work? No worries a quick recap with the BIG clips all BELOW!

The shore welcomed the Barstool Beach House for weekend 3 with a BOOM. The crew was full speed ahead ALL freakin’ day. Kicked off by DJ Dante Don and Pup Punk’s legendary sets, which where both capped with Ella Grif firing off another viral moment, this time with (you guessed it) the vape. Another R-word incident shook things up, alliances twisted, and once the sun went down... let’s just say the wheels officially fell off with the fake bachelor & bachelorette parties for JANNY.

First, flowers where flowers are due: Dante The Don lit the place up. An unreal set to get the people buzzing, rolling right into Pup Punk’s shore performance. Vibes were at an all-time high... Katic & Grif stormed the stage, and Ella snagged the clip of the afternoon when her vape stole the show (again).

Then Pup Punk did what Pup Punk does: absolute heater. They sent the crew into the night on a high. I gotta get to a live show soon!

Meanwhile, Nicky Smokes was stumbling his way into oblivion, gearing up for the night back at the house...

Now, before we get into the wheelin’, dealin’, and dribblin’, we gotta hit the Danny & Dante situation. Context: these two have basically been living in each other’s pockets for ten straight days with cameras in their faces 24/7. It was bound to boil over. And it did.(the above clip has the thread of the whole situation.)

I’m not even touching the R-word nonsense, I won’t put that next to Danny Conrad’s name. This is a Conrad’s Comrade blog. Bias? Absolutely. DEAL WITH IT. Anyway, Dante bounced after the blow-up. Just dipped. Left Meek in the dust. Can’t blame him either, crushed a set, probably sick of babysitting younger chaos, and decided he was out. Hopefully we still get that Comrades & Inferno reunion someday very soon.

And...oh yeah, NADU walked through the door. Yep, he actually showed up. Gotta love it...Nicky, Danny, and Katic all standing on business, letting him know exactly where they stood. RYDERS, baby. The Ryders, Comrades, and Krawlers alliance? Still ironclad.

From there, the crew split. Boys hit the usual Osprey, girls went off to a new bar. For the fellas, it finally looked like a Nicky Smokes’ night... until the cameras tried their best to killed his game. Too many lenses on him, too much attention. Yet he fought through adversity. Meanwhile, Annika was thriving solo, swapping numbers, maybe even setting up a date. Guess the secret sauce was just separating her and Nicky. But come on, we’re all low-key still rooting for the Ross & Rachel of the beach house to get back together.

The night unraveled quick though to say the least. Bike cops slapped Danny Conrad with a bogus citation... like dude didn’t even get a dribble off! Total frame job. Needs to be appealed immediately. Ryders, time to rally. Rico’s got pull in the area, let’s help the guy.

And speaking of Rico's reach... was he behind Nadu’s suspicious rejection at Djais? Because Dante was spotted inside that same bar. Interesting. Very interesting. The Ryder mystique grows.

Back at the house though was the action now, chaos peaked. A stripper rolled in for the fake bride. Conrad’s sobering up from his run-in with the law. Nadu’s sulking after the Djais boot. Nicky and Annika? Full-on silent treatment. And Katic? Battling a male stripper for the spotlight. Krawlers, we cannot... I repeat, CANNOT have anyone going pantless but our guy Katic.

WOAH that was a lot of clips, I even trimmed it down too for ya. I think we can safely say now...Week 2? Total fluke. The beach house is BACK. And now lets also remember it’s only 2:30 a.m. Friday night as I’m typing this. Buckle up, because Saturday morning we’re staring down three matchups you won’t want to miss: Nicky vs. Annika... Danny vs. Dante... Katic vs. Male Stripper.