Barstool After Dark: Wet Ones Till It's Done!

Buckle in, folks; we’ve got ourselves a potential marathon incoming. Ohio’s Tate & Dana Beers will be running back their historic stream of Wet Ones in honor of March Madness this Monday night. They will also be adding a third to the mix in Ronny Doitche (suspension talk below) after his stellar performance in Pros vs. Joes. But watch out for the twist of the century!

Okay, wow, so this is a lot to unpack here. First, let’s start with the boys. We all know Dana Beers can drink with the best of them…I mean, the dude has a one-of-a-kind Yug Station! Tate also showed the ability to drink it up in multiple streams last year; they also both have some basketball talent. Now the challenge, woof this could be A LOT of beers & shots of such a tasty liquor. Remember its drink one, shoot one, not 18 then 18, or 3 then 3. That is a key as it could help them avoid alcohol poisioning. You have to wonder how many attempts this could take, or are they just going snipe it within the first 5 attempts.

For those in the comments already screaming "hERe cOMes TitUs to sAVe tHe dAy, or "wHaT TiMe TiLL RuLEs cHaNGes hiT" the source himself has something to say to the haters:

"We're going to finish this with no rule changes & no help needed" — Ohio's Tate

DIRECT QUOTE BTW! So let's just put those rumors to sleep people, also there's no way Titus has anything left in the tank after logging the major minutes last Monday. He surely will be on the bench from After Dark's for at least a month, though his comment fingers will be working no doubt. This one is gonna get done by the book by the boys. Sign, sealed, & delivered!

Now for the new guy, Mr. Doitche. For those who missed it, this blogger did lay down an “out on Doitche” decree recently due to a beer bracket faux pas by him, which he then did again to our only Cinderella, High Point, so it then felt very justified. Here’s the thing, though: I’m a fair guy. I believe in the separation of sports & after dark just like any other red-blooded American, so the suspension will not reach After Dark programming.

With that being said, let’s get honest with each other real quick: he will be the reason this doesn’t take a week. Not only can he handle his alcohol better than maybe anyone in the country, he has legit basketball talent. Who can forget, after the Yak case race, him, full of at least 15 beers just smacking 3s like it was nothing?

So you add a sniper like Doitche to the mix, and this stream takes on another level of excitement. BUT wait, Tate wasn’t done there… do you hear that? Green… green… green… GREG! Yep, that is not a misprint, people; we have ourselves an all-star guest in the man who never stops, Green Greg! He will be Mr. Mulligan for the boys when needed. Though not unlimited, as stated, so he will need to be ready to play hero.

A man they call Dana BEERS, one of, if not the top college sports Twitter personalities in Ohio’s Tate, the nation's top chugger Doitche, & the greenest of them all, Greg… how could you not tune in to see such an all-star cast! The boys hopefully can avoid the inflate gate of the NCAA tourney in their quest. Also, DO NOT FORGET: this is a special Monday night stream, as always live on YouTube at 8pm ET / 7pm CT.