AFC Championship: Real Reasons America should be with the Bills

Alright, I know what you’re thinking...we already have plenty of ammunition for rooting against the Chiefs. But those mainstream reasons, like refs, a potential three-peat, and Mahomes' voice in post-game interviews, are so easy for a KC fan to thwart! So, I figured it was time to dig deep and find five ironclad reasons you can unleash on Twitter this Sunday night when it comes to the Chiefs.

I’ll do my best not to make this a Josh Allen love fest (but let’s be honest..the beard, the hair.. I mean oof, the man has changed the game). That said, this blog is going to be built on integrity and factual events...well or very specific and plausible hypotheticals (as I recently learned from SEC college football fans, those are potent rebuttal-proof arguments).

Alright, let’s get into it.

1. Wings. Deals. Everywhere

Everyone loves highly discounted, BOGO, or even free food items. This is a FACT. Buffalo is the birthplace of wings, and if the Bills make it to the Super Bowl, you KNOW wing places will have deals like crazy. The promos will be absolutely wild! To me, this is a no-brainer: a Bills win is a win for our stomachs and wallets. There are levels to this thing, boys.

2. Missouri’s Historic Red Flags

I’m a history teacher, so I have to bring up some not-so-pleasant historical facts about Missouri... like the Missouri Compromise. When becoming a state, they wanted to be a slave state so badly that we literally had to invent Maine as a free state just to balance things out. IDK about you, but that seems pretty uncool to root for a team from a state like that. And then during the Civil War, they fought for the Union after all that...some major flip-flopping all over the place. Sounds like a lot of bandwagon energy to me.

3. Commitment Issues, Chiefs Edition

So, everyone is all about Kelce-Swift right now, but isn’t it kinda weird how Kelce hasn’t proposed yet? Meanwhile, Josh Allen popped the question...so he’s all in! A lack of commitment from your team leader is concerning, no? Something to think about.

4. Close-Ups That Actually Matter

Now this one MUST be approached with caution, because anything critical of Swift is clearly not protected under the First Amendment. BUT, let’s quietly be honest for a second: would you rather see Super Bowl close-ups of Hailee Steinfeld or Taylor Swift? Pretty sure we’re all thinking the same answer. Just saying. But this one is “break glass in case of emergency” territory...you don’t want the Swifties coming for you.

5. Josh Allen: Farmer. Patriot. Hero.

Everyone knows Josh Allen is tall, which is a pretty airtight argument by itself for rooting against Kansas City. But here’s what some people don’t know: he comes from a farming background, which is the backbone of America in so many ways. So, not rooting for Allen is basically not rooting for fresh produce, dairy, meat, and linens. Yikes...that sounds pretty anti-American to me.

Now, you can stick to the usual statistical data, questionable refereeing, “Buffalo deserves one,” or “I’m tired of the State Farm Mahomes commercials.” Or, you can really bring the heat with one of these five above-undebatable reasons to say: GO BILLS!

Okay bet of the day, Princeton failed us in the last 2 minutes. So 0-1. Lets get back at it for championship Sunday

01-26 BET OF THE DAY:

Daniels/Allen Over 225 passing yards

Odds: +221